Timeout

At my recent holiday party, Will was asked his name.
His response, "Timeout."

(It was better than many other names he could have said.)

we have it coming...

this morning when trying to Reese out of bed, she informed me she wanted her 'hot milk'. Nothing new, this child is not to be spoken to until she has her 'hot milk'. However, today we were running late, so I tried to reason-
"Reese, I will get you your hot milk after you get dressed."
Her response was priceless;
"No Mommy-I need to drink my hot milk in my pajamas in bed before I get dressed."

time to get rid of the binky...

You know it is time to get rid of the binky when your daughter asks, "Mommy, does this binky match my pajamas?"

(although my fashion driven side smiled, because it did.)