Note: I am an extremely liberal parent when it comes to clothes in the summer-I figure if it was okay to run around the backyard naked-i would! Plus far less laundry comes from nudity! I am also a liberal parent when it comes to going potty when we are outside...
Last night when preparing to go swimming, Reese was in her birthday suite and I was getting Will into his. As I am chasing Will, Reese tells me she needs to go potty, so I say, "Then go out in the grass." She walks into the grass. At this very moment- I am getting Will into his birthday suite, I realize he has a disgusting diaper. As I am elbow deep in his poop, Reese yells, "Mommy, I pooped!" I respond, "Really?!?" She says, "Yes, it was an accident." Not going to argue, I say, "Leave it alone, I will be there in a minute.."
Once Will is clean, I walked over to her to clean her up. I then ask her to show me where her poop is. As she points out her poop, the dog walks up behind us and eats it. Yes- Lily ate Reese's poop right in front of us! Reese started yelling, "Mom, Lily is eating my poop!" My response, "Nobody kiss Lily tonight!"
This morning Reese could not wait to tell her teachers that her dog ate her poop...
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